Four wines and a wormhole

Hannah thinks she's opened some kind of portal by calling up memories of 2020's four most momentous wines. And we're not going argue!

Time is a construct we use to mark the progression from past to present to future. Supposedly linear, technically consistent but in practice, erratic. To me at least, a muddle: as sequential as a ball of wool. Like gravity, it is one of the most difficult properties of our universe to understand. From space-time to time-travel to the mystery of where did 2020 go? Last year has left more than just the physicists scratching their heads.

So how to make sense of it? I won’t pretend I understand, but I think I’ve opened up some kind of portal by calling up these memories of 2020's four most momentous wines.

Aurelien Lefort - Alka-Seltzer 2017

May, 10:30: kitchen table with the art box out.

We’re in confinement and we decided to live like we are going to die. Part of this means drinking our ‘save’ wines at unconventional, situationally disrespectful times. This is one of those wines.

A Riesling on paper only. At a molecular level, a tightly coiled composition that tastes like you've thrown firew…