Why I'm doing #MyJanuary instead of #DryJanuary

I've decided not to stop drinking. But hear me out, please.

Come the first week of January, social media timelines (and specifically my twitter feed) fill up with discussions about the pros and cons of #dryjanuary. The world seems to be split between those who revel in its sanctimony, and those who deride the idea and steadfastly continue drinking - resp…